Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Let's Not Be Coy, Ladies....

There's only one reason I am learning how to cook: So my future husband (I imagine him as a scotch-and-pine scented Fox Mulder type, with the morals of a republican fundraiser and a bod for sin) won't search out blowjobs and casseroles from the scamps at his office.


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